[*Funny] Happy New Year 2015 Wishes Sms Text Messages

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New Year 2015 Funny Wishes Sms :

                               

• "Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!"

• "This New Year I'm on a look out for a bank that would give me a big loan and then forget me forever. "

• "I envy the mosquitoes since they can spend the midnight hour with you and kiss you as the clock strikes New Year."

• "This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart."

• "This New Year, may you be Saved by many friends who Enter your life to Delete all your Errors."

• "After making careful judgment, a brand New Year contract has been drafted for you – make sure to take full responsibility before you leap in."

• "New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!"

• "New Year gives you the option all over to again to view the glass in either perspective – half full or half empty."

• "Wish New Year was every man's birthday when people can wipe out all the unwanted and start afresh."

• "May this New Year be so prosperous that you always extend your hand to greet friends and never to ask for aid."

• "May the New Year give you a clean chit to keep you far away from misers and doctors."

• "May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!"

• "Deck up for the New Year in a brand new avatar so that you become neighbors' envy and owner's pride. "

• "I pledge that I shall not spend my New Year's Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my computer!"

• "This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!"

• "As people remind you to make resolution about self assessment and correction, give the same time and dedication to your house too!"

• "May this New Year bring actual change in you – not recurrence of old habits in a new package."

• "If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining!"

• "This New Year may you come up with innovative excuses for your teacher or boss when you plan to bunk your class or office."

• "As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your innumerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year."

• "This New Year, may you make the attempt to trim and clean your Social Media accounts."

• "I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year's party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!"

• "May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse."

• "This New Year may you come up with innovative passwords to puzzle people to fish out the real one!"

• "This New Year, remember to chuck all the old jokes and same stories to narrate at parties! "

• "May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world."

• "This New Year may you find innumerable ways to make health food as tasty as the junk!"

• "If you are planning to turn a new leaf over this New Year, make sure the leaf is free of bugs."

• "This New Year hope you are not tempted to pile up on health food cook books and then end up heating frozen food at meal times."

• "Hope you are blessed with intelligence to differentiate between ending of one year and the beginning of the next."

• "This New Year may you have newer ideas to accommodate more time for your naps and beauty sleep even on weekdays."

• "May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa's gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since Black Friday sale."

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